My Twitter Disconnection Game - a transcript

This is the transcript of my "tweets" in my first attempt at "the Disconnection Game", in which all conversation is unaddressed, leaving the readers to make their own connections and conversations. The transcript is in reverse order, wit the first tweets at the bottom:

I have to stop now. My deoderant can't cope.

57 minutes ago

You don't think. Therefore I am a solipsist.

58 minutes ago

Actually, this way of talking is ideal for Tweetdeck, because it really doesn't do connected conversations very well.

59 minutes ago

The medium IS the message, damn it! There is nothing to prove, except proof itself.

59 minutes ago

Who else would I be talking to? I'm just messing with the medium. Gotta keep myself amused somehow.

1 hour ago

If I'm not following you, that's almost certainly an oversight. Please let me know, and all shall be made right.

1 hour ago

Let's hope it's diamond smuggling, and not something more... naughty.

1 hour ago

I think I'm crashing... The office is not a creative environment.

1 hour ago

I like the new avi, Regina. Are we ever going to see more than your shoulder?

1 hour ago

Dip, sauce... they're all condiments!

1 hour ago

I'm not sure I want to be more grounded. I spend too much time grounded. Serious soul.

1 hour ago

Yum!

1 hour ago

I hope it wasn't MY banjo.

1 hour ago

I can flirt with the world like this, and nobody needs to be offended by my clumsiness.

1 hour ago

Is that you in your avi? Very lovely.

1 hour ago

I'm happy with both of those words, but I might be running out of steam. You would not believe how difficult this is.

1 hour ago

She's fibbing. It's none of my doing.

1 hour ago

I'm trying to have fun, believe me. Float with me?

1 hour ago

Are they broken yet? What would happen if I did break the twitters? WOuld you guys be angry?

1 hour ago

Blame Carly Simon. I think she's at the heart of this silliness.

1 hour ago

Sorry, that's my fault.

1 hour ago

It's certainly not practical, but quite invigorating. Tightrope-style.

1 hour ago

My body is floating in space.

1 hour ago

I prefer the rhythm method.

1 hour ago

Exactly. You should try it. because I don;t think I can keep it up much longer.

1 hour ago

Really? He actually said that? What a creep!

1 hour ago

Twitter is one huge Rorschach. I can assemble entire conversations out of dribs and drabs of monologue.

1 hour ago

Whedony, you say? I'll take that as a big compliment! It's kind of scaray, kind of liberaty.

1 hour ago

Oh, I wouldn't say that! But... well... thank you very much!

1 hour ago

This is tweeting on the edge. My heart rate is zooming.

1 hour ago

You are all of that and more.

1 hour ago

Possibly.

1 hour ago

Thank you. You too!

1 hour ago

No, not you. You. Sorry for the confusion. ... So... what have you been up to?

1 hour ago

My theory is that Twitter conversations will be more exciting if we all leave out the @s. Seems to be working.

1 hour ago

Yes, you.

1 hour ago

That last tweet of yours... I assume it was meant for me. Thanks!

1 hour ago